Lots of guys go to the jungle… to drink. It seems bizarre but it is true. Guys hide from their wives and mums to have a good time together.

So Maam, if you read this page and your son or husband says he is going to see wildlife, understand he is going to go to a marvelous spot, get drunk and throw his bottle in a place that was paradise before he came. He will bring back home a few uninteresting pictures of him and his pals eating, him and his pals dancing, him and his pals bored. Please allow him to drink in your presence or threaten to accompany him to see wildlife. This would be a really good contribution to conservation.

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